Thursday, June 2, 2016

Game of Thrones 1/6 scale Tyrion Lannister Action Figure

Game of Thrones 1/6 scale Tyrion Lannister Action Figure

Game of Thrones 1/6 scale Tyrion Lannister Action Figure

There's one thing we can say about Tyrion Lannister: he may be "half" a man, but he is one HUGE CHARACTER. We loved him in the books and we are absolutely enthralled by Peter Dinklage's portrayal of Tyrion in the HBO series. He's just perfect. In many ways, Tyrion is the geek we all want to be: he's well-read, he's ultra-smart and witty, he gets the girls (even if he has to pay for them), and he's filthy stinkin' rich...


Wednesday, June 1, 2016

WiFi Hotspot and 2 GB USB Flash Drive Silver Oval Cufflinks

Store and share digital information, and look classy at the same time! WiFi Hotspot and 2 GB USB Flash Drive Cufflinks! Fashioned of rhodium-plated base metal with a silver finish. You'll be the coolest guy at any event, hands down! Compatible with Windows machines. Wow, this is one amazing set of cufflinks from Ravi Ratan and Cufflinks Inc.! Show off your secret-agent geek-gear, enjoy a WiFi hotspot whenever you need it, and carry a 2 GB USB flash drive on your person at all times - no matter what fancy event you attend. Feel like a nerdy version of James Bond 007 with these mind-blowing WiFi Hotspot and 2 GB USB Flash Drive Silver Oval Cufflinks. You'll be the coolest guy at any event, hands down! Fashioned of rhodium-plated base metal with a silver finish, are these not the most awesome cufflinks ever? They measure approximately 7/8-inch tall x 3/4-inch wide and include an engravable whale backing. Compatible with Windows machines. WifiAn-Mini sets up automatically as a router (WiFi Hot spot) on Windows XP (32 bit), Vista (32 bit, 64 bit), and Win7 (32 bit, 64 bit). It can be used as a wireless LAN adapter on Windows 2000, XP, Vista, Win7, WinCE, Linux, and Mac. After downloading the accompanying software, pop the USB Hotspot into your computer and make ready high-speed wireless Internet to smart phones or other Windows wireless devices. You can also access media servers from the host computer. Perfect for business meetings, airports, hotels, and techies everywhere! Ravi Ratan is constantly pushing the envelope with design and innovation. Having opened up businessmen and techies alike to the world of the flash-drive cufflink, he then set out to discover what next obstacle he could overcome. Sitting at an airport terminal with colleagues, he thought to himself that there has to be a way to bring his own online access to the team around him. And so it began, the inception of the 2 GB Flash Drive / WiFi Hotspot Cufflink. All the memory of the original design, with twice the functionality and no ceiling on what can be accomplished. Ages 18 and up.


Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring

Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring - Size 8

Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring - Size 8

The One Ring gave its bearer new powers of invisibility and immersed them into a shadowy world of darkness. Even those who were truly pure and unselfish couldn't help but be corrupted by the ring with time. We recommend you be careful then when you order this One Ring replica from The Lord of the Rings trilogy. We wouldn't want to see you corrupted... unless maybe it meant that we would get the Precious... Of course, we have more than One...


Monday, May 30, 2016

UZI Periscope

UZI Periscope

UZI Periscope

There's a guy in human resources. He's always got a smile on his face, especially when he's about to deliver bad news. And the best way to not be the recipient of bad news is to avoid him entirely. But that's hard in an office - what with all the walls and cubicle partitions and such (if only someone would invent see-through walls). How would you like the ability to look over partitions and around walls? What you need is a periscope...


Sunday, May 29, 2016

Back to the Future Part II - 1:24 Delorean Scale Model Kit

Back to the Future Part II - 1:24 Delorean Scale Model Kit

Back to the Future Part II - 1:24 Delorean Scale Model Kit

Well, the year of Back to the Future Part II is here, and we still are missing some of the crucial technology that the film promised us by now: commonplace hoverboards and hover-conversions for our cars, barcode license plates, Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactors, weather prediction "down to the tick," self-tying sneakers, and Jaws 19, among other things. Some of these, we're gleefully still waiting for...


Saturday, May 28, 2016

Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Purple Suspenders

Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Purple Suspenders - S/M

Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Purple Suspenders - S/M

Have you been targeted by the Daleks for extermination? On the run from any number of body-snatching alien/robot/whatsits? The Doctor will be coming to your rescue shortly! But first, he'll be needing some sensible clothes. A nice jacket, a button-up shirt, a bowtie (yeah, it's cool), with trousers, and a pair of braces to hold them up. Oh, for you Americans: that last bit is what you would call "suspenders." Suspenders are something different to the Brits...


Friday, May 27, 2016

Star Wars Episode VII Millennium Falcon BT Speaker

Star Wars Episode VII Millennium Falcon BT Speaker

Star Wars Episode VII Millennium Falcon BT Speaker

We're fans of action figures around here, so we have a lot of collectibles on display at our houses (and on our desks) that really have no purpose. (Except, obviously, to declare our awesomeness to all onlookers.) So we're always pleasantly surprised when a product comes along that both fulfils our fandom desire and provides another function.Meet the iHome Millennium Falcon Bluetooth® Speaker. When you're not using it, it's a lovely Millennium Falcon on an acrylic stand...


Thursday, May 26, 2016

Star Wars 3D Darth Vader Head Cufflinks

Star Wars 3D Darth Vader Head Cufflinks

Star Wars 3D Darth Vader Head Cufflinks

A civilized event is cause for an elegant accessory. Whether it's a wedding, a party to schmooze with investors, or dinner with the CEO, you occasionally need to look dapper. Pull your favorite suit out of its dry cleaning bag because tonight's the night to make an impression. Best leave your blaster at home; you wouldn't want to be tempted to do something rash.These Star Wars 3D Darth Vader Head Cufflinks accompany our tie-of-the-month...


Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Star Wars Kitchen Plates

Star Wars Kitchen Plates

Star Wars Kitchen Plates

Everybody has big honkin' dinner plates, but sometimes you don't really need all that real estate for your meal. Like at lunch. A sandwich looks awful lonely on a dinner plate, and then you have a dinner plate taking up space in your sink. That's why you want these Star Wars plates. This set of 4 is perfect for smaller meals and / or losing weight (you saw that study, too, right?)...


Monday, May 23, 2016

Pacific Rim - 7" Ultra Deluxe Action Figure

Pacific Rim - 7

Pacific Rim - 7" Ultra Deluxe Action Figure - Kaiju Otachi Flying Version

All she wanted to do was settle down in Hong Kong and raise her baby monstrosity. But no, Otachi wasn't allowed. Because she was different. Because she came from another dimension. And, mainly, because she kinda wanted to destroy all of humanity first. Now you can bring some Otachi-awesomeness to your action figure shelf with this 7" Ultra Deluxe Kaiju Otachi Flying Version Action Figure.Yup, straight from the epic movie Pacific Rim comes one of the most deadly Category IV Kaiju...


Sunday, May 22, 2016

Breaking Bad Reaction Figures

Breaking Bad Reaction Figures - Jesse Pinkman (Cook)

Breaking Bad Reaction Figures - Jesse Pinkman (Cook)

It's hard to be intimidating when you're only 3 3/4" tall. Although we are intimidated by many things that are smaller. Wasps, for instance. Fire ants, while we're in the great outdoors. Oh, and MRSA. That's seriously tiny.But the Blue Sky produced by these 3 3/4" tall Breaking Bad ReAction Figures from Funko and Super7 would be on the scale of something like those colored sugar crystals you put on cookies and cupcakes. Choose Heisenberg, Jesse Pinkman (Cook), or Walter White (Cook)...


Saturday, May 21, 2016

Half-Price Doctor Who Mystery Swag Bag

Half-Price Doctor Who Mystery Swag Bag - Hartnell

Half-Price Doctor Who Mystery Swag Bag - Hartnell

Are Weeping Angels giving you dry eye? Do Autons keep you up at night? Are you experiencing feelings of dread while hiding behind the sofa? If you've answered yes to these questions, then you need this Doctor Who Mystery Generator to inject some well-needed intrigue into your life.  This little bundle of joy will nab you five very cool Doctor Who goodies - and save you some cash, too! One of the goodies isn't a mystery - it's that awesome Exploding TARDIS tote you see in the picture above...


Friday, May 20, 2016

Minecraft Redstone Torch USB Wall Charger

Minecraft Redstone Torch USB Wall Charger

Minecraft Redstone Torch USB Wall Charger

In Minecraft, redstone torches are potentially endless power sources. You use them to power mechanisms. They also provide dim, eerie light. But you already know that or you wouldn't be on this page. ThinkGeek's Minecraft Redstone Torch USB Wall Charger also is a potentially endless power source which you can use to power your own personal mechanisms, like your phone and your tablet. "Potentially," in this case, cause you gotta pay your power bill...


Thursday, May 19, 2016

Serenity Mini-Plush

Serenity Mini-Plush

Serenity Mini-Plush

You know how this works. It's spring and if you aren't a responsible spaceship owner and your spaceship leaves the hangar, you're going to have spaceshiplets. Don't act surprised. We can point you to a low cost spay/neuter chopshop if you can't afford to have your regular mechanic fix your ship. So a litter of these Serenity Mini-Plushes showed up at our warehouse...


Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Star Wars Pop Vinyl Figures - Bib Fortuna

Star Wars Pop Vinyl Figures - Bib Fortuna

Star Wars Pop Vinyl Figures - Bib Fortuna

Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, a group of people decided to flee their failing galaxy and travel to another one. They boarded their ship and flew and flew. Eons passed, and eventually the ship reached our galaxy. Turning all their armaments on Earth, they prepared for attack. However, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale.....


Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Dial "R" for Retro

Retro Phone Handset

Retro Phone Handset

Geek Toys

Yeah, we know all about those bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but forget that stuff! We have here the latest development in cell phone technology and it's a big hunk of beautiful plastic. An accessory for your phone that you can really grab onto. Something with heft and that good-old-American solid construction feel - like a 1972 Cadillac.

The Retro Phone Handset is a new production replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. It's been slightly modified to work with the headset jack of most cell phones (or via a "hands free" adapter kit, sold elsewhere). Just plug-in and dial - or for added effect, put your cell phone in your pant's pocket - then it looks like you're talking on a phone connected to... well, who knows? Cell Phone Accesories


Monday, May 16, 2016

Easier than biking with a boombox on your shoulder

Universal Bike Mounted Gadget Holder

Back in the day, if you wanted to rule the neighborhood, you only had one option. You had to shove some C batteries in your boombox, pop in your favorite cassette, and balance that bad boy precariously on your shoulder while you cruised the neighborhood on your Huffy. That is, until that old bag on the corner called your parents and got you grounded again. Or (as our moms were wont to do) your C batteries suddenly went "missing." D'oh. But you're grown up now, and all you want is a way to safely attach your favorite gadget to your bicycle for those long rides. Sure, an armband works, but you'll kill yourself trying to see the screen. The Universal Bike Mounted Gadget Holder installs without any tools and holds just about any device (see list below). The 360 degree swivel tip allows you to position your device at any angle, landscape or portrait position. Its vibration free design makes it absolutely quake-proof, so you can view your gadget's screen clearly even if the road is bumpy. Because we know there are a few of you out there with a neuron deficiency, here are some warnings: Cycling with earphones on is a bad idea. You can't hear cars, or anything else for that matter. The Universal Bike Mounted Gadget Holder is not designed for use with extreme or aggressive bike riding. Watching a screen instead of watching the road can result in injury. Don't text and ride, okay? Oh, and by "bike" we mean "bicycle," not motorcycle. This ends the very un-fun paragraph of warnings. Product Specifications •Securely holds your mobile device on the handlebars of your bicycle •Suitable for most mp3 players, iPods, iPhones, PDAs, GPS devices, and mobile phones •Adjustable to the perfect angle, portrait or landscape •Vibration free, quake-proof design •Lightweight and high quality construction •Fits handlebars with a 22-32mm diameter •Installs quickly and easily without screws or tools

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Zelda Ocarina

Zelda Ocarina

Geek Toys

While spelunking in the basement at the ThinkGeek headquarters we met a fairy girl handing out bright blue Ocarinas. She mumbled some warning about the end of the world, deku nuts and the tri-force but we were all too busy to notice. Later some employees found that during long afternoon meetings they could summon a galloping horse just by playing the correct melody on their ocarina. But then Ganon burst in and the jig was up... fortunately for you we stashed away a few of these completely playable Ocarina flutes to spend your hard earned rupees on.Best Gadgets


Saturday, May 14, 2016

Great balls of fire!

Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls

Oh how we loved red hots. And atomic fire balls. They sure were hot! Well, Dr. Timmy has been at it in his lab again. He was mixing some candy and some peppers and some electromagical radiation when his lab exploded! At the bottom of the wreckage were a few red candy balls. Dr. Timmy popped one in his mouth and realized he had discovered something amazing: the hottest balls he'd ever had in his monkey mouth. He called them: Timmy's Great Balls of Fire; but we call them Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls.

Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls are exactly what their name implies. They are candy balls that have Ghost Pepper (Bhut Jolokia) powder inside and coating them. The result is over 1 million SHU of heat! Why? Because we know you like hot balls, and because we wanted to make sure you had the hottest balls available. Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls will blow your mind and kick your mouth's butt. "It was like my tongue was punched in the face with a fistful of atom bomb," says young Zack, our photo-victim-du-jour. So trust Dr. Timmy, and get some of these Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls for yourself, your friends, and your enemies. If you dare!

Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls
•The hottest candy balls you'll ever eat - made with (and dusted with even more) Ghost Pepper Chili Powder!

•So hot. Oh so hot.

•Warning: Wash your hands after touching these balls. Ghost Pepper (Bhut Jolokia) powder can cause skin and eye irritation. Seriously, be careful.

•Heat Rating: over 1 million SHU.

•Contains approx 30 balls per box.

•Net Wt.: 4 oz

•Box Dimensions: approx 2.75" x 2.75" x 1.375"
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Friday, May 13, 2016

Force point!

Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Laser Pointer

Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Laser Pointer

Best Gadgets

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… some bad ass dudes fought with laser swords called Lightsabers. The Lightsaber Laser Pointers are roughly one third scale versions of the Lightsaber hilts carried by the Sith lord Darth Vader. Not only that, they double as red dot laser pointers. Laser pointers are just as useful as the force. They are perfect if you are teaching a class and need to point out the important equation that is written on the board. It is super fun to make your pets chase the dot around. And, just like a Lightsaber, it can cut through enemies like butter. (Well, maybe not...) The Lightsaber Laser Pointers are fully functional red dot lasers and super stylish mini Lightsaber replicas.Gadget for geeks


Thursday, May 12, 2016

Compelling Spherical Distraction Contraption

Perplexus

Geek Toys

Have puzzles gone passé? With the advent and subsequent mainstreaming of videogames caused physical toys to go by the wayside? What do you get when you multiply six by nine? The answer to the first two questions is "No," and the last, "42."

The proof that physical puzzles and toys haven't gone the way of the dodo is here. This little sphere contains a really cool three-dimensional maze with a ball bearing inside. Your job is to get the little ball from one end of the maze to the other.

You've got to rotate the sphere through all three physical dimensions, and get our old friend gravity to pull the ball through loops, whorls, around corners, up walls, around pits, and across precipices to get from end to end. Don't worry, for training, there are places in the maze where you can pick up where you failed - call them "save-points" if you must.

We tested the sphere ourselves, and found that even the most technically savvy and hardened gamer out there were significantly distracted by this little ball of fun. So, who said puzzles were passé? Best Gadgets


Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Fizzy cake drink food beverage.

Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets

Oberon and Titania dance in circles, fight often, and sometimes mess with the affairs of mortals. One thing they can both agree on, however, is that the only drink worth drinking is Cupcake Juice (it's the real reason why cupcakes are called fairy cakes in some locals). But it's actually a lengthy brewing process to get said juice, so when the Fairy King and Queen travel, they bring along some Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets. And now you can, too!

Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets are effervescent tablets that you plop into any liquid you want. It will add fizz and also an enchanting cupcake taste. Add to water to take it straight, or try milk for a creamier (and calcium-er) taste. Really, your imagination is the limit. Why, you can even use Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets as a prank to surprise your friends (you could do that with the Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets below, but somehow that seems too mean). We like cupcakes and we like drinking - so Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets are the perfect combination of both! Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets
•Plop it into liquid, and watch it fizz up with the taste of cupcakes!
•Works to add cupcake to any drink: water, milk, soda, wine, etc.
•Each tin contains about fifteen tablets.
•Tin Dimensions: 2.25" diameter.
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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Always know your way out

ExiTool Automotive Rescue Tool

Copywriter monkey would like to make a confession. She's deathly afraid of dungeon crawls. She's pretty sure it all started back in the days of EverQuest, when she enjoyed tearing across Norrath at the speed of sound with her wood elf bard. Being confined in an indoor zone with evil frogs and unable to run fast makes for one paranoid and neurotic bard. The idea of being trapped in a vehicle? Equally paranoia inducing. What could be worse than being trapped in a tiny vehicle with no way to get out? Oh yeah. Being trapped in a tiny vehicle sinking to the bottom of a lake. That is probably worse than death by froglok. Especially if you've forgotten the words to your Enduring Breath song...

Every driver has a panicked thought about being trapped in their car after an accident. What if you can't release a jammed seatbelt or can't reach the button to release it? What if the car is filling with water and you can't open the doors? The ExiTool fits on any standard seat belt with a simple folding clasp. It includes a seat belt cutter, designed to cut ONLY seat belts. Tiny fingers may TRY to get in there, but they can't! The tungsten carbide window breaker will easily and safely shatter side windows both on ground and under water so you can make your escape. The LED flashlight is great for shedding light on any situation, whether it's an emergency or an "emergency" like your cell phone falling in the void between the seats. If you have a vehicle, it needs an ExiTool. You may never need it, but if you do, you'll thank your Past Self for ordering one.

Product Specifications

•The ultimate safety tool to prevent being trapped in your vehicle

•Fits unobtrusively on any standard seat belt

•Features a seat belt cutter, window breaker, and LED flashlight

•Seat belt cutter designed so even the tiniest fingers can't accidentally cut themselves

•Tungsten carbide window breaker makes escape from windows easy

•LED flashlight is handy for emergencies and regular use

•Flashlight uses one replaceable CR2032 3-volt battery

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Monday, May 9, 2016

Cuddle-Up with the Un-Dead

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Geek Toys

What happens when you take old broken plush toys and bury them in the woods by the light of the full moon while whistling the theme song from "Halloween"? Unfortunately nothing...which is why the skillful design monkeys here at ThinkGeek were forced to come-up with our own scary (but cute) zombie plush.

The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie begs to be torn limb from limb. After all he is a decaying re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush. Rip off an arm... he doesn't mind. Tear him in half.. he'll barely notice. Pull off his legs... ok now he's getting a bit annoyed. Steal his brain... now you've really done it. Keep your teddy bears under close guard tonight because undead plush have come back from hell to walk the earth.Best Gadgets


Sunday, May 8, 2016

Bacon beans

Bacon Beans Jellybeans

Latest Gadgets

Sometime in the past a giant monolith appeared to primitive man. Only it wasn't black and shiny, and it sure didn't teach us how to use tools. It was white and red/brown and wavy. It taught us to love bacon. And now we celebrate this ancient alien gift with Bacon Beans Jellybeans. Inside each bacon-shaped tin of Bacon Beans Jellybeans is a small hoard of bacon flavored jellybeans. The beans are to remind you of the beauty of the tin and the tin is to remind you of the tastiness of the beans. It's a never ending circle of bacon goodness. Bacon Beans Jellybeans - a celebration of nature's perfect food.Geek Toys