Silly Rhymes For Belligerent Children book

Silly Rhymes For Belligerent Children book Timmy Davis contracted rabies, from his unclean rodent babies. Sammy Smith got a grim prognosis, when his hamster gave him yersinosis. Jeffy Conner, poor young fella, an iguana gave him salmonella. Tiffy's hamster had a germ, now Tiffy has a new tape worm. To Marky Spaniel it wasn't funny, when he got tularemia from his Easter bunny. A rare microbial infection, came from Ian's fish collection. Don't worry if your pet might bite, just check it well for parasites. We know what kids like. They like gross, silly, wacky things. (And so do we, since we never grew up!) Trace Beaulieu (of Mystery Science Theater 3000) wrote gross, silly wacky poems in the same vein as Shel Silverstein and Edward Gorey and paired them with artwork by Len Peralta (of Geek-a-Week). As the cover says, it's "a yucky big book of rainy day fun for belligerent children & odd adults with nothing better to do." That you? It's certainly us!

Star Trek Enterprise Light-Up Feeding System

Star Trek Enterprise Light-Up Feeding System Starfleet technology certainly made eating easier. We yearn for the day when we can walk over to a food slot, shove in our card, and get a sandwich and a coffee. Or a little later, when we have a bigger budget and can ask for tea, Earl Grey, hot and have it materialize before our eyes. Especially with our time so crunched because of the wee geeks in our care. Introducing the Star Trek Light-Up Feeding System, with starship spoon and motion sensitive, light-up bib. The spoon is a replica of The Original Series USS Enterprise NCC-1701, captained by James T. Kirk himself. Flashing LEDs on the nacelles keep baby aligned for mess-free docking at the face station, while lights on the bib act like a tractor beam for you. Dinnertime won't be this fun again until we get replicators! Product Specifications: •For ages 12 months and older •Feed your baby in Star Trek style with this bib & spoon set •Keeps baby's attention and makes mealtime more fun •LED lights in bib are motion activated •Enterprise has on on/off switch •Spoon modeled after the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 •Comes with three spoon attachments •Spoon attachments are dishwasher safe •Bib and Enterprise washable with a damp cloth •Button cell batteries required are included •Batteries are replaceable in starship but not replaceable in bib •Bib Dimensions: 7.5" at widest point x 12" tall •Enterprise Spoon Dimensions: 8.5" long (with spoon attached) x 3" wide (saucer of Enterprise) •Officially licensed Star Trek collectible •Meets ASTM & CPSC regulations

Diamond and Birthstone Personalized Pendant Necklace: A Mother's Faith and Family A mother's faith in God and her blessed gift of children are two things she cherishes. What more beautiful way to express her devotion to faith and family than with this personalized mother's pendant necklace, a fine jewelry design available exclusively from The Bradford Exchange. This diamond and birthstone pendant for mom keeps all her blessings close to her heart when it's personalized with up to 6 genuine birthstones representing each family member.Expertly handcrafted of solid sterling silver and accented in 24K-gold plating, this radiant mother's pendant necklace showcases a stunning heart and cross design. A sparkling genuine solitaire diamond graces the center of the cross, while the selected birthstones cascade down the side. A touching ode to mom is even engraved on the reverse side of this perfect jewelry gift for mothers. Strong demand is expected. Order now!

Smartphone Controlled Desk Pet Tankbots

Smartphone Controlled Desk Pet Tankbots You probably didn't know, but we're psychic. Need an example of our talents? On your desk is currently: at least one computer, at least one monitor, many, many, many cables, a coffee mug, a dirty coffee mug, a water bottle, a stack of papers from that HR person who claimed you were going to have a paperless office, and the crumbs of whatever meal you last snarfed up at your desk. Are we close? That clutter will come in handy when you have a Desk Pet Tankbot. You see, the Tankbot is a maze master, searching for obstacles and navigating around them with ease. Set up a labyrinth on your desk and let your Tankbot zip around, achieving robo-enlightenment while giving you a few precious moments of procrastination before starting your weekly TPS report. Prefer to be in control of your tank? Attach the Universal Remote to your smartphone and use the free Desk Pet app to drive your TankBot all over the place. Product Specifications •For Ages 8 and Up •Tankbots are randomly picked from four different colors (Grey,Blue,Orange,and Green) •Your desk needs a maze-navigating tank robot •Advanced optical navigation technology means it steers around obstacles •Features light-up eyes and robot sounds •Three modes: touchless navigation, autonomous personality mode, smartphone control •Compatible with iOS devices and Android devices (2.1 and up) •Download the free app from the App Store or Android Market •Insert the DeskPet Universal Remote into your headphone jack to control your TankBot •Integrated USB flip out connector to recharge using your computer •Automatic shut-off after 3 minutes of inactivity to conserve battery life •Batteries: Internal rechargeable battery (40 minutes charge for 15 minutes play time)