Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit

Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! Some of our fondest memories from Portal 2 were of carrying PotatOS around the testing facility. We felt so close to her; it was almost like we were friends. Except we weren't, really. But we understand. Her days used to be easy. She tested. Nobody murdered her or put her in potato or fed her to birds.....

Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! Some of our fondest memories from Portal 2 were of carrying PotatOS around the testing facility. We felt so close to her; it was almost like we were friends. Except we weren't, really. But we understand. Her days used to be easy. She tested. Nobody murdered her or put her in potato or fed her to birds....

Hydrodynamic Building Set 300 piece set to make a hydrodynamic masterpiece. • Can be built, broken down, and rebuilt again. • Combine multiple kits for massive structures.

Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium • Enjoy the starry nights from the comfort of home • Two hi-res image discs (starfield or earth/moon/sun) • Motorized image rotation and automatic timer

Hydrodynamic Building Set 300 piece set to make a hydrodynamic masterpiece. • Can be built, broken down, and rebuilt again. • Combine multiple kits for massive structures.

Doctor Who Flesh Bowl Figure Creator

Doctor Who Flesh Bowl Figure Creator The Doctor:You put in your personalities, emotions, traits, memories, secrets, everything. You gave them your lives. Human lives. A-mazing. Are you surprised they walked off with them? When solar storms drop the TARDIS off on a futuristic Earth, The Doctor and his companions meet doppelgangers made out of a substance called The Flesh. Since The Flesh is able to perfectly replicate human beings, the workers in this factory use their gangers to do the most hazardous duties. After all, if a ganger falls into a vat of acid, all you've lost is the hazmat suit, right? Of course, that's where the story begins. We won't ruin it for you if you haven't seen it yet. If you'd like to recreate scenes from The Rebel Flesh, you can with your very own Doctor Who Flesh Bowl Figure Creator. This set comes with a bio frame, Flesh compound, and all the tools you'll need to make a fleshy ganger of your own. All it takes is water, a bit of mixing, and the ability to overlook the sentience of another form of life. Easy-peasy! Product Specifications •Recommended for ages 5 - adult •Create dopplegangers using this Flesh Bowl Figure Creator kit •Includes the bio frame, Flesh compound, and tools •Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible

Gears of War 3: C.O.G Snub Pistol Precision Prop Replica

Gears of War 3: C.O.G Snub Pistol Precision Prop Replica There's blood in your mouth. The flecks of metallic splatter escape the convulsing skull of a Locust brute as you power the gnashing spin of rusted blades through his howling face. Does its blood taste like your chainsaw or is that the taste of the brute's crude chrome finish? The toughest part is at the base of the neck. It's surprising your saw doesn't give up half way through. It takes a moment to re-grip and drive down, and in that moment, the renewed sound of howling Locusts floods your ears. You shove the butt of the gun just under the crook of your right arm and reach for your Snub Pistol. There she is. A quick kiss on her barrel and it's over the shoulder, the corner of your eye running the length of her pristine body. You'd take a moment and marvel at her, but she's got work to do, and it'd be rude to think she's got the time. Breathing down the digitized neck of Marcus Fenix is the closest you'll ever get to feeling the shredding torque of blood-stained steel clawing its way through Locust flesh. But, the desire for proximity has finally been addressed: the Gears of War 3 C.O.G. Snub Full Scale Replica. A masterfully crafted, polystone-cast, precision replica of the standard-issue, semi-automatic sidearm, this piece comes straight from the hands of Delta Team. Easily the most intricately detailed replica on the market, there's nothing remotely close to the feeling of gripping 10 lbs of elegant destruction. Product Specifications •Gears of War 3 - C.O.G. Snub Full Scale Replica •Are you tough enough to handle one? •Officially licensed Gears of War 3 replica weapon •Made of hand-painted, hand-finished, hand-cast polystone •Feels like cold, hard steel in your hand •Dimensions: 13" long •Weight: 10 lbs

Link on Epona Statue

Link on Epona Statue "Oh, yeah, I have to introduce you to my friend, fairy boy! She's this horse. Her name is Epona. Isn't she cute?" — Malon We have to admit that there was a small scuffle regarding which ThinkGeek employee got to keep this product sample. By small scuffle, we mean only a couple people got black eyes and broken ribs. Thankfully, our hologram doctor was able to make everyone better. In the end, Willie won, because he is a ninja with a biker beard and a mean left hook. This statue is worth punching someone over. It is that awesome. Size: The first thing you'll notice is that this item comes in a box that requires two hands to carry. The statue is a whopping 17 inches tall and weighs over 16 pounds. You will need to clear off a significant amount of space in your display cabinet and maybe even move some shelves around in order to accommodate its massive awesomeness. Craftsmanship: Link and Epona are cast in high quality polystone and are hand-finished. You're going to want to run your fingers over all the tiny details, from the tip of Link's pointed cap to the grass under Epona's feet. Details: Each piece is hand-painted, which makes this no mere "figure." This is a work of art and will command attention wherever you put it in your home or office. Every little detail is here, from Epona's decorative barding to the look of lost innocence in Link's eyes. Epona's coat even seems to glisten as if she's headed from one battle right into the next. Collecting toys is fun, but every once in a while, a piece of art like this comes along that blows them all away. Serious fans of the Legend of Zelda will treasure this piece for years to come. If you want it, grab those rupees now, because there are only 2500 pieces worldwide and ThinkGeek only has a small number of them. Product Specifications •The ultimate gift for any Legend of Zelda fan •Link on Epona statue, from the Master Arts line of Twilight Princess Centerpieces •Epona rears back on her hind legs, ready to charge into battle •Cast in high quality polystone, individually painted and finished to exacting standards •Comes in deluxe, full-color packaging, with hand numbered base, and includes an Authenticity Card •Limited Edition: Only 2500 pieces worldwide (and ThinkGeek only has a small number of those) •Dimensions: 17" tall x 16" long •Weight: Over 16 pounds (this is one hefty piece!)

Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker

Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker When decisions need to be made, sometimes there isn't a right choice. Drink coffee or tea? Hire Bob or Bob? Order pizza or Chinese? In the long run, these things don't matter. Give up your free will to the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker. To use the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker: 1.Ask your question. Any question that can be answered in a binary fashion will do. The cat is extremely bored in the box and will listen to whatever you say. It is open to questions of an executive, legislative, or personal nature. You'll never know the answer if you don't ask. 2.Slide open the door. At this point, the magic will happen and you'll see the cat flashing in flux between life and death. You'll either find this disturbing or intensely magical. We won't pass judgement on your character based on your reaction, we promise. 3.See your decision solidify before you. The cat will be alive (which we interpret as a "Yes") or dead (or "No"). The almighty Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker has spoken. Go and do its bidding. Meow. Product Specifications •Give up your free will to a box with a cat in it •No real kittehs were harmed in the production of this product •To receive the answer to your most burning binary question: ◦Ask your question. ◦Slide open the door. ◦View live or dead cat. •Batteries: 3 AA batteries (not included) •Dimensions: 5.5" long, 4" tall, 4" deep

City Lights Globe

City Lights Globe We are so jealous of astronauts. Listening to NASA folks describing what it's like to be up in space, experiencing zero gravity, eating astronaut ice cream, and seeing our planet from way on high... oh, we're green with envy. And looking at the City Lights Globe makes us wonder how the view of the Earth at night must change as we meatsacks develop more and more of it. The City Lights Globe illuminates the cities of the world as they're seen from orbit. As it automatically rotates, the lights glow in the areas where night has fallen. Just place your City Lights Globe on its shiny mirrored base and it will do the rest. Just a warning, though, we put one on our desk and zoned out for at least an hour, daydreaming about being astronauts. Product Specifications •See the Earth's lights as they look from orbit at night •When lights are off you can see the night time globe>p> •Automatically rotates using a special patented induction system •Illuminates the cities where night has fallen as the world turns •It takes about 30 seconds to do a full rotation •Looks great on your desk or at home •Globe Dimensions: 10" diameter •Mirrored Base Dimensions: 5.5" diameter, 0.75" tall

BioMetal Fiber Walking Robot Inchworm

BioMetal Fiber Walking Robot Inchworm All killer robots have to start somewhere. What will eventually one day be a muscle made of BioMetal Fiber capable of lifting humans into the air and crushing their skulls with one arm must have a beginning. And that beginning is the BioMetal Fiber Walking Robot Inchworm.We love this little walker; read on to find out why! Each BioMetal Fiber Walking Robot Inchworm has one strand of BioMetal Fiber. When current is applied, the fiber heats up and contracts. This pulls the Inchworm's feet apart. When the current is stopped, the fiber cools and expands. Add a little grippy fabric on the bottom of each foot and the spring to return it to its original position, and you can easily see how the little inchworm can walk along most non-slick surfaces. The BioMetal Fiber Walking Robot Inchworm is a great desktop toy, but it could also be the focus point of a killer science fair project. Remember, though, to treat your BioMetal Fiber Walking Robot Inchworm with respect - 'cause when it's great grandson of a killing machine comes around, you'll need all the good references you can get! BioMetal Fiber Walking Robot Inchworm •One strand of BioMetal Fiber is all that it takes to get this inchworm strolling. •The BioMetal Fiber works like muscle fiber - when it heats up, it contracts. •Heat up the fiber by applying electrical current. •A great desk toy and a super awesome science fair project. •The inchworm's single fiber muscle is sort of like a precursor to the muscles in Terminators! •BioMetal Fiber is about 0.15mm in diameter. •Batteries: 2 x AA (not included) •Dimensions: approx. 1.75" x 1.5" x 0.44" (no current) - with a 19" (approx.) leash wire.

Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System

Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System If you put your hand far enough into the crack of your couch in the basement you're likely to find an old SNES game cartridge... reach a little further and out comes a pop rock encrusted NES cartridge. Problem is, no matter how far you burrow, you'll never come up with a full Nintendo classic game system... and you'll never ever find a system that plays both NES and SNES games. Well luckily the Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System is here to solve all your 8 and 16 bit gaming needs. Two top loading cartridge slots, one for NES the other for SNES, ensure full compatibility with all your old games... and it's completely couch lint free! Controllers are included of course, or you can plug in your own original SNES controllers for 100% accurate gaming nostalgia. Important Note: The Retro Duo does not come with any cartridges or a built in game. You need to provide your own SNES or NES game cartridges. Don't have any? Try eBay.

Magnetapult Magnetic Catapult Kit

Magnetapult Magnetic Catapult Kit It's been a long time since there was any innovation in the field of catapults. Well, really, we're not sure of that, we're just pretending we know what we're talking about. Still, most catapults use rope or a spring to help create tension. When the arm is released, this tension flings it forward lobbing whatever at whomever. But that was the old way. The future of catapults involves magnets. Introducing, the Magnetapult Magnetic Catapult Kit. Each Magnetapult Magnetic Catapult Kit is an easy-to-assemble, no-glue-needed kit. It uses a few seriously strong magnets to actually repel the arm up to the full flinging position. You can even feel the magnetic forces fighting each other as you bend the arm down to, well, arm it. Add one of the soft foam balls, and you're ready to explore the massive force of two magnets opposing each other - just as soon as you flip the firing trigger. From building the Magnetapult Magnetic Catapult Kit, to firing it, to explaining to people how it works, your joy will be endless. Magnetapult Magnetic Catapult Kit •Use magnetic force to lob balls at your enemies with this easy-to-assemble kit. •Over 20 parts (including 2 soft foam ball projectiles). •Made of MDF with rare earth magnets. •No glue required. •Range: About 12 feet. •Assembled Dimensions: approx. 4" x 3.25" x 3" (in ready-to-fire position)

Air Guitar

Air Guitar Do you like music? Do you like lasers? Do you like making music by using lasers? Would you like doing all that without holding a heavy and awkward box of wood and strings? How silly of us to even ask: of course you would. BAM! Introducing the Air Guitar. The Air Guitar distills decades of design and style into a single handheld device, enabling anyone to create music with the press of a button and a flick of the wrist. Don’t feel like actually playing music? BAM! Presets. Ten of them, in fact. So, what are you waiting for? Honestly. There’s no genuine reason you should be waiting. We both know you want to be a famous rock star, and putting it off any longer just got substantially more embarrassing. Product Specifications •For Ages 8 years and up •Plays all major, minor, and 7th chords •10 preset songs including: Are You Gonna Be My Girl (Jet), Walk This Way (Aerosmith), Smoke on the Water (Deep Purple), and Let It Be (The Beatles) •Free play mode lets you play any song you want •Built-in speaker to rock out loud for friends •Earphone jack for private concerts for one •Connects to an external amplifier or any music player (via headphone jack) •Batteries: 2 AAA (not included)

Silly Rhymes For Belligerent Children book

Silly Rhymes For Belligerent Children book Timmy Davis contracted rabies, from his unclean rodent babies. Sammy Smith got a grim prognosis, when his hamster gave him yersinosis. Jeffy Conner, poor young fella, an iguana gave him salmonella. Tiffy's hamster had a germ, now Tiffy has a new tape worm. To Marky Spaniel it wasn't funny, when he got tularemia from his Easter bunny. A rare microbial infection, came from Ian's fish collection. Don't worry if your pet might bite, just check it well for parasites. We know what kids like. They like gross, silly, wacky things. (And so do we, since we never grew up!) Trace Beaulieu (of Mystery Science Theater 3000) wrote gross, silly wacky poems in the same vein as Shel Silverstein and Edward Gorey and paired them with artwork by Len Peralta (of Geek-a-Week). As the cover says, it's "a yucky big book of rainy day fun for belligerent children & odd adults with nothing better to do." That you? It's certainly us!

Star Trek Enterprise Light-Up Feeding System

Star Trek Enterprise Light-Up Feeding System Starfleet technology certainly made eating easier. We yearn for the day when we can walk over to a food slot, shove in our card, and get a sandwich and a coffee. Or a little later, when we have a bigger budget and can ask for tea, Earl Grey, hot and have it materialize before our eyes. Especially with our time so crunched because of the wee geeks in our care. Introducing the Star Trek Light-Up Feeding System, with starship spoon and motion sensitive, light-up bib. The spoon is a replica of The Original Series USS Enterprise NCC-1701, captained by James T. Kirk himself. Flashing LEDs on the nacelles keep baby aligned for mess-free docking at the face station, while lights on the bib act like a tractor beam for you. Dinnertime won't be this fun again until we get replicators! Product Specifications: •For ages 12 months and older •Feed your baby in Star Trek style with this bib & spoon set •Keeps baby's attention and makes mealtime more fun •LED lights in bib are motion activated •Enterprise has on on/off switch •Spoon modeled after the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 •Comes with three spoon attachments •Spoon attachments are dishwasher safe •Bib and Enterprise washable with a damp cloth •Button cell batteries required are included •Batteries are replaceable in starship but not replaceable in bib •Bib Dimensions: 7.5" at widest point x 12" tall •Enterprise Spoon Dimensions: 8.5" long (with spoon attached) x 3" wide (saucer of Enterprise) •Officially licensed Star Trek collectible •Meets ASTM & CPSC regulations

Diamond and Birthstone Personalized Pendant Necklace: A Mother's Faith and Family A mother's faith in God and her blessed gift of children are two things she cherishes. What more beautiful way to express her devotion to faith and family than with this personalized mother's pendant necklace, a fine jewelry design available exclusively from The Bradford Exchange. This diamond and birthstone pendant for mom keeps all her blessings close to her heart when it's personalized with up to 6 genuine birthstones representing each family member.Expertly handcrafted of solid sterling silver and accented in 24K-gold plating, this radiant mother's pendant necklace showcases a stunning heart and cross design. A sparkling genuine solitaire diamond graces the center of the cross, while the selected birthstones cascade down the side. A touching ode to mom is even engraved on the reverse side of this perfect jewelry gift for mothers. Strong demand is expected. Order now!

Doctor Who TARDIS Lunch Box

Doctor Who TARDIS Lunch Box Can you imagine being like The Doctor and having to rediscover food every time you regenerate? It must be a bit like being a baby all over again. People say, "Here, try this!" You eye them suspiciously. You try the foodstuff and it's awful and you make hilarious faces. And like a baby, you probably end up enjoying combinations of foods that nobody else would think of - like fish fingers and custard. Even if your lunch plan doesn't involve Jelly Babies, The Doctor won't mind if you put it in his lunch box. Shaped like the top third of the TARDIS, this lunch box may in fact be bigger on the inside. We could certainly fit a lot of lunch food in it. Whether your Whovian is heading to the board room or the classroom, they'll love to carry their lunch in this classic meal lunch box. Product Specifications Limited edition TARDIS shaped lunch box Classic metal lunch box for fans of Doctor Who Holds more lunch food inside than you may think Tip: Carry the fish fingers and custard in separate containers, mix just before you intend to eat them. This prevents soggy fish fingers Dimensions: 8 5/8" wide x 6 3/4" tall x 4" deep (possibly deeper on the inside!)

Doctor Who Dalek Factory Mini Figure Set

Doctor Who Dalek Factory Mini Figure Set Do you look forward to the day when you can conquer the world and exterminate all your foes? Why are we even asking? Clearly, if you're reading ThinkGeek, you are a supreme being worthy of being the Overlord of Earth. In that case, you're going to need an army of Daleks. The Doctor Who Dalek Factory Set from Character Building lets you create your own Dalek Factory featuring a swiveling machine arm, movable conveyor belt, Dalek components hopper, rejected parts bin, and control panels. It includes two special mini figures, the Dalek Scientist and Dalek Drone, who are in charge of creating your Dalek army. Product Specifications •WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. •Recommended ages: 6 - adult •Build your own Dalek army with this Dalek Factory •Features: ◦Swiveling machine arm ◦Movable conveyor belt ◦Dalek components hopper ◦Rejected parts bin ◦Control panels •Includes two special mini figures, the Dalek Scientist and Dalek Drone •From Character Building, compatible with other brick construction sets •426 pieces

Game Of Thrones Dragon Egg Cookie Jar

Game Of Thrones Dragon Egg Cookie Jar This green, ovoid canister looks so innocent. People not familiar with Game of Thrones might ask you why you have a huge artichoke on your counter. And at that point, you can turn on them, eyes flashing, and quietly utter the words, "How DARE you insult my dragons." The Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Cookie Jar is hand-painted ceramic modeled after Rhaegal's egg from the hit HBO show Game of Thrones . Perfect for storing cookies or pre-hatched dragons (not included). Measures 9 1/4-inches x 6-inches wide. Ages 13 and up.

Aliens Chestburster Plush

Aliens Chestburster Plush To hug or not to hug? 1:1 scale plush replica of the original Aliens Chestburster! Fully poseable, it can even stand up on its own! 48-inches long! To hug or not to hug, that is the question. Now you can know the pleasure of owning your very own Aliens Chestburster... without the parasitic infestation or the resulting xenomorphic carnage! This Chestburster Plush is an officially licensed 20th Century Fox 1:1 scale replica of the original nymph-stage xenomorph from Aliens. Constructed of smooth velour that matches the color of the movie design, the soft plush measures 48-inches long! Inside, a wire runs from the head to the tail, allowing you to pose the Aliens Chestburster Plush just the way you want it. It can even stand up on its own! Arms, teeth, and inner jaws are all finely detailed. You'll feel like you have an actual film prop to cuddle! Ages 3 and up.

Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker

Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker Now you can wield your own lightsaber and eat it too! This Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker comes with four saber hilts: 2 Luke and 2 Vader and a mold tray. Follow the included instructions and create your own lightsaber popsicle with your favorite liquid! Remove the hilts when freezing your ice pops. Once your pops are frozen screw on hilts and power-up with LED light. Each saber's hilt features an LED fit for any Jedi and requires 2x "AAA" batteries, not included. The hilt measures about 5-inches long and after frozen, the popsicle measures about 6-inches long. Hilts are not dishwasher safe. Do not put hilts in freezer or dishwasher. Wipe with a damp cloth to clean.

The Walking Dead Daryl Crossbow Prop Replica

The Walking Dead Daryl Crossbow Prop Replica Great for role-playing! Do you have what it takes to defeat zombies in a post-apocalyptic world? From the hit AMC television series The Walking Dead comes The Walking Dead Daryl Crossbow Prop Replica! When pulled, the trigger activates sound and vibration. This Plastic prop replica of Daryl Dixon's crossbow is great for roleplaying as your favorite character from the show. Measures about 26 1/2-inches long. Requires 3x "AA"(1.5V) batteries, not included. Ages 14 and up.

The 1980s Arcade Wristwatch

The 1980s Arcade Wristwatch. This is the watch inspired by the classic arcade games of the 1980s that tracks the time with two asteroids and a spacecraft. Its face enclosed by a miniature cabinet that bears all the nostalgic design elements of its full-sized forebears (including a non-functioning joystick), this watch pays homage to the space battle games that once lined the walls of arcade parlors. It marks the hour with a large asteroid, the minute with a smaller asteroid, and the seconds with a classically simplistic triangular ship that orbits around the face’s center. Although harmless to alien ships and celestial bodies, a press of the button does yield the familiar “pew” sound of a fully functioning energy weapon of the era while lighting up each hour marker. Miyota movement provides “stellar” timekeeping. Black 1" leather band fits wrists between 7 3/4"-10" circumference. Case 2 1/4" H x 1 1/2" W x 1" D. (3 oz.)