Flying F*CK R/C Helicopter

Flying F*CK R/C Helicopter Hey... we're all jaded and sometimes you just don't give a flying f*ck... but wouldn't it be nice if you could? Now you can give a flying f*ck to a friend or loved one. This fine r/c helicopter is in the form of a giant hovering F*CK. It has two-channel control meaning it is always moving forward slowly. You control the hover and right and left turns. It's really a genuine gift from the heart... Rather than telling someone you don't care a rats ass about them, you can let them know you respect them enough to give a flying f*ck. Awww... We're tearing up right about now. Important Note The F*CK in the image above is blurred out, but when you get the real copter it's not blurred... Capiche?

SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet

SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet Picture this: you are out boating with a friend, when suddenly you see a woman get trapped in branches of a fallen tree. She is struggling to survive, but the water is rough and risky to swim in. But you are wearing your SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet, which you quickly unravel into 14' of paracord. You hold one end and give your friend the other. A quick swim to the trapped woman and you have her in your arms. Your friend then helps haul you in by pulling the paracord. It might sound like fiction, but the above is a true story. A life saved because of a SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet (great job, Mike Harper). But you might not just save someone else's life, you know. What if you are in a building overtaken by Alan Rickman and his gang and you find yourself on top of a roof? Sure you could always use a firehose to swing to safety, but if you had a SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet, you wouldn't have to worry about improvising. See, these bracelets (which, by the way, you don't have to wear on your wrist - you can attach them to virtually anything) are ready to get you out of trouble. SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet - because stuff happens, so you might as well be prepared.

Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush

Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush The Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush! Measures 14 1/2-inches tall. Speaks 11 phrases, including, "I don't hate you." This Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush doesn't just comfort you between Portal test scenarios - it speaks to you, too! This 14 1/2-inch tall plush inspired by the turrets from the video game Portal 2 speaks 11 different phrases, talking just like a proper sentry turret. The glowing eye is how it says it loves you! The Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush requires 3x "AAA" batteries, not included. Recommended for ages 8 and up. The Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush speaks the following phrases: "Target acquired." "There you are." "I see you." "Preparing to dispense product." "Activated." "Critical error." "Shutting down." "I don't hate you." "Hey, hey, hey." "Malfunctioning." "Are you still there?"

Adjusts to the job

Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench Gadgets For Geeks Doctor Who has his sonic screwdriver - a small tool that can adjust to any situation. It uses advancements in technology to provide an infinitely adaptable tool. While the Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench won't let you start up your TARDIS, it will let you fiddle with twenty three different sizes of bolts and nuts. And the secret resides in wrench's liquid core. Take a look at the little computer graphic cut-away, and you'll know what we mean. To adjust the Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench, just open the valve, fit around the nut or bolt of your choice, and push the gripper on the opposite end. It will compress the liquid which will, in turn, push the gripper on the end you want. Once it is snug against the nut, close the valve and your Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench is locked into position. It's that easy! The slim heads of the wrench will let you sneak it into tight spaces, and the design of the grip will help you turn even damaged nuts and bolts. Once you get your Hydrokinetic Adjustable Wrench in your hands, you will instantly know its power - that it looks like something from Doctor Who or Star Trek doesn't hurt either! Best gadgets For Geeks