Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker

Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker When decisions need to be made, sometimes there isn't a right choice. Drink coffee or tea? Hire Bob or Bob? Order pizza or Chinese? In the long run, these things don't matter. Give up your free will to the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker. To use the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker: 1.Ask your question. Any question that can be answered in a binary fashion will do. The cat is extremely bored in the box and will listen to whatever you say. It is open to questions of an executive, legislative, or personal nature. You'll never know the answer if you don't ask. 2.Slide open the door. At this point, the magic will happen and you'll see the cat flashing in flux between life and death. You'll either find this disturbing or intensely magical. We won't pass judgement on your character based on your reaction, we promise. 3.See your decision solidify before you. The cat will be alive (which we interpret as a "Yes") or dead (or "No"). The almighty Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker has spoken. Go and do its bidding. Meow. Product Specifications •Give up your free will to a box with a cat in it •No real kittehs were harmed in the production of this product •To receive the answer to your most burning binary question: ◦Ask your question. ◦Slide open the door. ◦View live or dead cat. •Batteries: 3 AA batteries (not included) •Dimensions: 5.5" long, 4" tall, 4" deep

City Lights Globe

City Lights Globe We are so jealous of astronauts. Listening to NASA folks describing what it's like to be up in space, experiencing zero gravity, eating astronaut ice cream, and seeing our planet from way on high... oh, we're green with envy. And looking at the City Lights Globe makes us wonder how the view of the Earth at night must change as we meatsacks develop more and more of it. The City Lights Globe illuminates the cities of the world as they're seen from orbit. As it automatically rotates, the lights glow in the areas where night has fallen. Just place your City Lights Globe on its shiny mirrored base and it will do the rest. Just a warning, though, we put one on our desk and zoned out for at least an hour, daydreaming about being astronauts. Product Specifications •See the Earth's lights as they look from orbit at night •When lights are off you can see the night time globe>p> •Automatically rotates using a special patented induction system •Illuminates the cities where night has fallen as the world turns •It takes about 30 seconds to do a full rotation •Looks great on your desk or at home •Globe Dimensions: 10" diameter •Mirrored Base Dimensions: 5.5" diameter, 0.75" tall