Saturday, January 23, 2016

Star Wars Ships Fleece Robe

Star Wars Ships Fleece Robe

Star Wars Ships Fleece Robe

This robe is a little more subtle than our other Star Wars bathrobes. From far away, it almost looks like a grey and white crosshatching pattern against a black background. No, okay. It looks like spaceships. We can't unsee that. And you can't either.This bathrobe features various spaceships from Star Wars pew pew pewing at each other. It's like there's a galactic battle for the fate of the universe occurring right on your torso...


Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen

Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen

Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says gadget enjoyment increases in direct proportion with the number of things said gadget has crammed in it. In simple terms: the more it do, the more we like it. And this Geek Pen does it all.

This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the shaft one way and you get a ballpoint pen, twist it the other way and you get a stylus tip for stylusing stuff. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press the bottom button to cycle through the flashlight and UV light. The flashlight even comes on a flexible shaft for precision aiming. Hee hee. Flexible shaft.

Please Note: Your pen will ship with a small separator between two batteries that needs to be removed prior to use.

Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen
•Five geek tools all crammed into one pen.
•Features:
◦Ballpoint Pen (replaceable)
◦Stylus (non-capacitive, so for older PDAs and Nintendo DS (stuff like that)). ◦Bright white LED flexible-shaft flashlight.
◦UV light.
◦Red laser pointer.
•Batteries: 3 LR41 button batteries (included)
•Dimensions: 5.25" long


Friday, January 22, 2016

Star Wars Lightsaber Selfie Stick

Star Wars Lightsaber Selfie Stick

Star Wars Lightsaber Selfie Stick

You know, when you think about it lightsabers and selfie sticks have a lot in common. Both are compact to carry around but expand when you need them. Both are first-world tools #FirstGalaxyProblems. Both can be used for evil or for good (taking photos of the whole family to send to grandma, getting more of the panoramic view than of yourself when you crest the summit). We wouldn't go so far as to call the selfie stick a more elegant solution for a more civilized age, but you get the idea...


Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound

Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound

Tony Stark has some pretty keen armor, right kids? Well, one part of his armor can actually be bought. Check out the "Iron Man" Power Band below. But that's too much to give to a little kid. We gotta keep those cool movie props for ourselves, right adults? Well, kids like lights and sounds, so get them these Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound instead!

These Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound are perfectly sized for kids (they fit up to a 5" wrist). And better yet, these suckers have neato motion-activated lights and sounds (well, one unit has lights, and the other has lights and sounds). AND BETTER YET, if you put them together (by their powers combined!), they have a super powerful atomic megablast awesometacular lights and sounds combo. At least, we think it's that much fun. Get a set of Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound for your mini superhero(ine) today. They'll thank you - with JUSTICE!.

Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound

•For ages 5-10 (based on average wrist size)

•A kids version of those worn by Tony Stark in "The Avengers" - but these have lights and sounds!

•Set of two - one band lights up and the other makes lights and sounds.

•Put them together and get a special light and sound sequence.

•Bands are motion activated (and have an on/off switch for super time outs).

•Batteries 3 LR44 (included).

•Size: Fits most children 5-10 years old - band will stretch to fit about a 5" wrist.

•Dimensions: (light up part) 2" x 1" x 1"


Thursday, January 21, 2016

Star Wars Lawn Ornament

Star Wars Lawn Ornament

Star Wars Lawn Ornament

The planet we know as Hoth is the sixth planet of the Hoth system (a remote system where the Rebels tried to hide and plan). Really makes us wonder what the other planets in the Hoth system are called. Maybe they're all called Hoth, and it was just confusion based on poor nomenclature that landed the Rebels on the really cold and snowy one. Anyway, that doesn't diminish this awesome reminder of how the mighty can fall...


Star Wars In Your Pocket

Star Wars In Your Pocket

We can't think of a situation that can't be improved by the addition of sound effects from the Star Wars In Your Pocket keychain. Giving a tough assignment to your minion? Send them off with "Do, or do not. There is no try." (This reminds them that if they do not, they also do not get a paycheck.) Have a friend going through a hard time? "Remember, the Force will be with you. Always." Need help from a wise old man? "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." Pretty sure all is lost? "We're doomed!" Ready to kick butt and take names? Lightsaber sounds give you +2 to buttkicking. Need to make a phone call to a girl and you're pretty sure you won't get up the guts to say anything when she answers? Darth Vader's breath will cover the sound of your stress-induced coronary quite nicely.

We're sure you can think of thousands of situations in your life that need just a little more Star Wars. The sound bites in the Star Wars In Your Pocket keychain come straight from the classic movies and will increase the amount of awesome in your life by an amount we really aren't equipped to calculate.


Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Star Wars Canvas Prints

Star Wars Canvas Prints

Star Wars Canvas Prints

The Star Wars universe is full of iconic characters, vehicles, and locations. They are so beautifully designed, it's like art. Well, it is art, and now it's really art as some of your favorite bits of Star Wars are turned into Star Wars Canvas Posters. There are four different Star Wars Canvas Posters to choose from. Vader features a silhouette of Vader's famous dome with "I find your lack of faith disturbing" inside...


Star Wars Bookends

Star Wars Bookends

If we had a lightsaber, we're pretty sure we'd use it for a whole lot of irresponsible things before we got around to saving the galaxy. For starters, we'd remodel our cube a la Office Space. Then, we'd bake a turkey and use the lightsaber to carve it. After that, we'd go joyriding through that always-under-construction area and slice all the orange barrels in half. We'd even light ladies' cigarettes with a graceful flick of the blade. Apologies to the first lady we try this on... we're sure technology will be able to reattach your face very, very soon.

This set of bookends looks just like the Star Wars logo, but neatly chopped down the center much like one could do with a lightsaber. All you need are some books, DVDs, or CDs to put in between them and you have a galactastic way of displaying your most needed reference items. Perfect for cube dwellers who can't install shelving, or at home for displaying your Millennium Falcoln Owner's Guide, Star Wars Cookbooks, and your geekling's Star Wars ABCs.

Product Specifications

•Bookends modeled after the Star Wars logo

•Buy one half, get the other half free!

•Hold up your books, DVDs, CDs, etc.

•You could attempt to use them to crack nuts, but we don't advise this.


Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Egg Attack Action: Darth Vader "Star Wars Episode V" Figure

Egg Attack Action: Darth Vader

Egg Attack Action: Darth Vader "Star Wars Episode V" Figure

Join with Lord Vader, and together, you shall be the cutest rulers of the galaxy! Just watch that you don't get on his bad side. Even at this size, Darth Vader can still throw quite the tantrum, and then you'll find the next guy in line getting a sudden promotion...Isn't this Egg Attack Action Darth Vader figure just the cutest, though? He's got over 20 points of articulation, 3 sets of removable hands, and a little red lightsaber so that you can pose him pretty much any way you wish...


Monday, January 18, 2016

Star Wars On-Ear Headphones Strike Back

Star Wars On-Ear Headphones Strike Back

Star Wars On-Ear Headphones Strike Back

Figrin D'an uses them. Tedn Dahai uses them. Max Rebo, Sy Snootles, and Droopy McCool use them. Heck, even DJ Zuckuss uses them. And now you can enjoy them, too. No, we're not talking about Special Edition Deflector Shields - we're talking about Star Wars On-Ear Headphones Strike Back! Star Wars On-Ear Headphones Strike Back feature professionally-tuned, 40mm drivers which pump the tunes into your earballs with amazing clarity...


Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container

Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container

When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one.

This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table.

Product Specifications

•Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who

•Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible

•From the episode "The Doctor's Wife" written by Neil Gaiman

•Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects

•Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker

•Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off

•Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life

•Makes a great bedside night light

•Dimensions: 3.63" x 3.63" x 3.63"

•Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)


Sunday, January 17, 2016

Star Wars Super Shogun Boba Fett

Star Wars Super Shogun Boba Fett

Star Wars Super Shogun Boba Fett

If you were a kid growing up in the 70s and 80s, you had a pretty sweet deal: not only were you the prime age for seeing the original Star Wars trilogy in the theater, but there were also these large-scale plastic robots that you might remember as Jumbo Machinder toys (rebranded as "Shogun Warriors" in the US). If so, your inner child might just go into full-on meltdown mode when it finds out that those two staples of your childhood have finally come together...


The Posable Spider Podium for Smartphones

Dock it. Hang it. Grip it. So many times, we hear you complain, "ThinkGeek, Y U no have stuff for Android?" Well, geek friends, the main reason is because Android phones come in so many shapes and sizes and iPhones (so far) only come in 2(ish). Many of our monkeys love their Android phones, so they made sure we scoured the planet until we could find a smartphone stand that would hold phones of every shape and size, iPhone and Android alike. That stand is the Spider Podium. The Spider Podium is to your phone what the Gorrillapod is to your camera. This sturdy plastic spider will hold phones and small devices of all sizes and still have legs available to display your device securely wherever you go. Wrap the legs around your bike's handlebars, into the A/C vents of your car, or just set them up as a stand on your desk. Parents of wee geeklings love to use the Spider to attach their smartphones to their strollers for easier family walks. Once you start playing with your Spider Podium, you'll find hundreds of ways to display your device. The Posable Spider Podium for Smartphones Product Specifications •Mutant spider will hold your phone anywhere you want •It has 8 legs and hundreds of possibilities •Wrap some legs around your device to hold it snug •Wrap the rest around: ◦Handlebars of bike ◦Stroller ◦Umbrella ◦Anywhere! •Hook the legs into the A/C vents of your car •Bend the legs to prop your phone up on your desk •Folds flat so you can bring it everywhere you go