Great balls of fire!

Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls Oh how we loved red hots. And atomic fire balls. They sure were hot! Well, Dr. Timmy has been at it in his lab again. He was mixing some candy and some peppers and some electromagical radiation when his lab exploded! At the bottom of the wreckage were a few red candy balls. Dr. Timmy popped one in his mouth and realized he had discovered something amazing: the hottest balls he'd ever had in his monkey mouth. He called them: Timmy's Great Balls of Fire; but we call them Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls. Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls are exactly what their name implies. They are candy balls that have Ghost Pepper (Bhut Jolokia) powder inside and coating them. The result is over 1 million SHU of heat! Why? Because we know you like hot balls, and because we wanted to make sure you had the hottest balls available. Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls will blow your mind and kick your mouth's butt. "It was like my tongue was punched in the face with a fistful of atom bomb," says young Zack, our photo-victim-du-jour. So trust Dr. Timmy, and get some of these Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls for yourself, your friends, and your enemies. If you dare! Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls •The hottest candy balls you'll ever eat - made with (and dusted with even more) Ghost Pepper Chili Powder! •So hot. Oh so hot. •Warning: Wash your hands after touching these balls. Ghost Pepper (Bhut Jolokia) powder can cause skin and eye irritation. Seriously, be careful. •Heat Rating: over 1 million SHU. •Contains approx 30 balls per box. •Net Wt.: 4 oz •Box Dimensions: approx 2.75" x 2.75" x 1.375" Geek Toys

Force point!

Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Laser Pointer Best Gadgets A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… some bad ass dudes fought with laser swords called Lightsabers. The Lightsaber Laser Pointers are roughly one third scale versions of the Lightsaber hilts carried by the Sith lord Darth Vader. Not only that, they double as red dot laser pointers. Laser pointers are just as useful as the force. They are perfect if you are teaching a class and need to point out the important equation that is written on the board. It is super fun to make your pets chase the dot around. And, just like a Lightsaber, it can cut through enemies like butter. (Well, maybe not...) The Lightsaber Laser Pointers are fully functional red dot lasers and super stylish mini Lightsaber replicas.Gadget for geeks

Compelling Spherical Distraction Contraption

Perplexus Geek Toys Have puzzles gone passé? With the advent and subsequent mainstreaming of videogames caused physical toys to go by the wayside? What do you get when you multiply six by nine? The answer to the first two questions is "No," and the last, "42." The proof that physical puzzles and toys haven't gone the way of the dodo is here. This little sphere contains a really cool three-dimensional maze with a ball bearing inside. Your job is to get the little ball from one end of the maze to the other. You've got to rotate the sphere through all three physical dimensions, and get our old friend gravity to pull the ball through loops, whorls, around corners, up walls, around pits, and across precipices to get from end to end. Don't worry, for training, there are places in the maze where you can pick up where you failed - call them "save-points" if you must. We tested the sphere ourselves, and found that even the most technically savvy and hardened gamer out there were significantly distracted by this little ball of fun. So, who said puzzles were passé? Best Gadgets

Fizzy cake drink food beverage.

Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets Oberon and Titania dance in circles, fight often, and sometimes mess with the affairs of mortals. One thing they can both agree on, however, is that the only drink worth drinking is Cupcake Juice (it's the real reason why cupcakes are called fairy cakes in some locals). But it's actually a lengthy brewing process to get said juice, so when the Fairy King and Queen travel, they bring along some Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets. And now you can, too! Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets are effervescent tablets that you plop into any liquid you want. It will add fizz and also an enchanting cupcake taste. Add to water to take it straight, or try milk for a creamier (and calcium-er) taste. Really, your imagination is the limit. Why, you can even use Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets as a prank to surprise your friends (you could do that with the Fizzy Bacon Drink Tablets below, but somehow that seems too mean). We like cupcakes and we like drinking - so Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets are the perfect combination of both! Fizzy Cupcake Drink Tablets •Plop it into liquid, and watch it fizz up with the taste of cupcakes! •Works to add cupcake to any drink: water, milk, soda, wine, etc. •Each tin contains about fifteen tablets. •Tin Dimensions: 2.25" diameter. Latest Gadgets

Always know your way out

ExiTool Automotive Rescue Tool

Copywriter monkey would like to make a confession. She's deathly afraid of dungeon crawls. She's pretty sure it all started back in the days of EverQuest, when she enjoyed tearing across Norrath at the speed of sound with her wood elf bard. Being confined in an indoor zone with evil frogs and unable to run fast makes for one paranoid and neurotic bard. The idea of being trapped in a vehicle? Equally paranoia inducing. What could be worse than being trapped in a tiny vehicle with no way to get out? Oh yeah. Being trapped in a tiny vehicle sinking to the bottom of a lake. That is probably worse than death by froglok. Especially if you've forgotten the words to your Enduring Breath song...

Every driver has a panicked thought about being trapped in their car after an accident. What if you can't release a jammed seatbelt or can't reach the button to release it? What if the car is filling with water and you can't open the doors? The ExiTool fits on any standard seat belt with a simple folding clasp. It includes a seat belt cutter, designed to cut ONLY seat belts. Tiny fingers may TRY to get in there, but they can't! The tungsten carbide window breaker will easily and safely shatter side windows both on ground and under water so you can make your escape. The LED flashlight is great for shedding light on any situation, whether it's an emergency or an "emergency" like your cell phone falling in the void between the seats. If you have a vehicle, it needs an ExiTool. You may never need it, but if you do, you'll thank your Past Self for ordering one.

Product Specifications

•The ultimate safety tool to prevent being trapped in your vehicle

•Fits unobtrusively on any standard seat belt

•Features a seat belt cutter, window breaker, and LED flashlight

•Seat belt cutter designed so even the tiniest fingers can't accidentally cut themselves

•Tungsten carbide window breaker makes escape from windows easy

•LED flashlight is handy for emergencies and regular use

•Flashlight uses one replaceable CR2032 3-volt battery

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Cuddle-Up with the Un-Dead

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie Geek Toys What happens when you take old broken plush toys and bury them in the woods by the light of the full moon while whistling the theme song from "Halloween"? Unfortunately nothing...which is why the skillful design monkeys here at ThinkGeek were forced to come-up with our own scary (but cute) zombie plush. The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie begs to be torn limb from limb. After all he is a decaying re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush. Rip off an arm... he doesn't mind. Tear him in half.. he'll barely notice. Pull off his legs... ok now he's getting a bit annoyed. Steal his brain... now you've really done it. Keep your teddy bears under close guard tonight because undead plush have come back from hell to walk the earth.Best Gadgets

Bacon beans

Bacon Beans Jellybeans Latest Gadgets Sometime in the past a giant monolith appeared to primitive man. Only it wasn't black and shiny, and it sure didn't teach us how to use tools. It was white and red/brown and wavy. It taught us to love bacon. And now we celebrate this ancient alien gift with Bacon Beans Jellybeans. Inside each bacon-shaped tin of Bacon Beans Jellybeans is a small hoard of bacon flavored jellybeans. The beans are to remind you of the beauty of the tin and the tin is to remind you of the tastiness of the beans. It's a never ending circle of bacon goodness. Bacon Beans Jellybeans - a celebration of nature's perfect food.Geek Toys