Saturday, February 6, 2016

Seven Deadly Sins The Gluttony Series

Seven Deadly Sins The Gluttony Series 1 Statue

Nom nom nom... everything tastes so good! Disgusting The Gluttony Statue sits on a pile of half-devoured food and drink. Part of the Seven Deadly Sins statue series. Slob your way to excess! Can't talk. Eating. When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie. just eat it! This portly fellow has too much to eat, but it's never enough. Slob your way to excess with this disgusting The Gluttony Statue that stands approximately 7-inches tall and features an ogre-like beast chomping away at whatever he can lay his hands on. He sits on a pile of half-devoured food and drink. The Gluttony is one part of the Seven Deadly Sins statue series. Collect all 7 and let their display bases interact! Each statue sold separately. Limited to 500 pieces.


Don't play with your food - fight with it!

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Ninja Fighting Chopsticks

The ninja: a secret agent trained in fighting, espionage, concealment, and food fighting. It's only fitting, then, that we honor our ninja ancestors with an eating implement worthy of their skills. These chopsticks look like regular chopsticks, until you let go of one of them. That's when the Ninja Fighting Chopsticks spring into action for food fighting justice. Read on!

Ok, so the Ninja Fighting Chopsticks are quite simple. One chopstick has eyes painted on it and holds the other in its "hands" like a staff. When you hold onto the bottom of the chopstick with eyes, you can twirl it and your Ninja Fighting Chopsticks will fling the "staff" chopstick around attacking everything nearby. These chopsticks add style and strategy to any food fight, and can really turn the tide in culinary battles. Ninja Fighting Chopsticks will put a smile on your face, food in your hair, and kick any other chopsticks' butt. Our recommendation: get your whole office to use these and form a Ninja Fighting Chopsticks clan. Ninjas like sharing, ya know.

Ninja Fighting Chopsticks •The work as regular chopsticks until you danger arises. Then, they quickly become a ninja chopstick holding his/her ninja staff - ready for action.

•One of the silliest and easiest ways to play with your food. It's not just a meal, it's an adventure!

•"Arms" are repositionable for a variety of fighting styles and moves.

•Dishwasher safe.

•Dimensions: 8.5" long.
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Friday, February 5, 2016

Geek Apparel : Three Tablespoons Rhubarb, On Fire

Science To Do - Portal Babydoll

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State and local statutory regulations prohibit us from revealing the entire nature of the experiment you are participating in today, but be informed that it may involve physics, psychology, thermodynamics, pharmacology, and non-Euclidean geometry. And cake. For the party. At the end. When you're done. Sometimes cake is my favorite part of science. When asking your children if they would like to attend the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, remind them that science = cake.

The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a black babydoll (fitted) "Look at me still talking when there's Science to do" t-shirt in three, two, one.... Geek Apparel


Thursday, February 4, 2016

God may not play dice with the world, but you can

Globino Chrome Globe Icosahedron

See, what most people don't get about super-villains is that we're not exactly evil, per se - we just feel that humanity needs a stern guiding hand to usher it into the future. We're not trying to be cruel about it (though cruelty acts well as a deterrent), it's just sometimes the population at large have to be subjugated in order to fit into your plans. Is that so bad?

As the hyperintelligent superbeing that you are, you need to have a few things in place before ruling the world: 1 - minions. Somebody has to stand as cannon fodder between you and the so-called heroes. 2 - A maniacal laugh. Come on, that's about standards. 3 - A metaphorical globe you can hold in your grip that represents the subjugation of the Earth. Without those things, you may as well hang up your death-ray, and head to the retirement home.

We can't help you with the first two, but this gorgeous chromed icosahedral globe will work perfectly for the third. Sitting on your desk, it's a wonderful model of the Earth, projected onto a twenty-sided hunk of metal. Held in your grip, your image as the future Ruler of The World™ is assured. A word to the wise, however - as your enemies lay seemingly defeated, don't waste time posing and monologue-ing. Vaporize them and move on. You'll thank us, later.

Features

•Chromed aluminum icosahedral globe

•6 inches in diameter

•20 sided

•Minions and maniacal laugh not included

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Geek Apparel: Count to Ten

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You Are Beginning to Damage My Calm

People of the Firefly 'verse who could be labeled calm: Mal, Zoe, Shepherd Book, Inara. Wash isn't so much calm as he has distinct moments of overcalm. And you can imagine Kaylee lighting incense or candles or something occasionally. Jayne? Not your epitome of Zen. If you're looking for reflective and tranquil, he's not so much your guy. So when River has her moment on Miranda and he mutters, "She is startin' to damage my calm," you know he ain't got much to work with there so somebody'd probably better get right on that. And if you're anything like our favorite of the "bad guys," you'd better give those likely to suffer from damaging your calm plenty of warning. And maybe... what? 100 yards headstart? Jayne's likeness above the warning "You Are Beginning to Damage My Calm" on an olive green 100% cotton shirt.


Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Approved by thumbs everywhere

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26-Piece PC Repair Tool Kit

No doubt about it - of all the animals equipped with an opposable thumb, humans have made the most out of this evolutionary development. We have developed a very finely tuned grip which has allowed us to do many wonderful things including writing and the skilled use of a computer mouse. We also have the ability to use a wide variety of tools to create or repair the world around us. So, to keep your thumb happy we'd like to introduce it to the 26-Piece PC Repair Tool Kit. This kit comes with an ample set of tools for the do-it-yourself electronics repair guru. The tools all fit perfectly into a custom case to protect them from the hazards of the world. •4-1/2" long nose pliers •4-1/2" diagonal cutting pliers •#1 and #2 Phillips bits •#1 and #2 pozi bits •3/16" and 1/4" slotted bits •Hex to 1/4" driver adapter •T-10, T-15, and T-20 TORX bits •Driver handle •3" extension bar for 1/4" drive •Tweezers •3 slotted and 3 screw driver precision set •3/16", 1/4", 11/32" and 3/8" sockets for 1/4" drive •Compact carrying case •Size: 12"L x 9"W x 2"H •Weight: 1.5 lbs. .


Monday, February 1, 2016

Third Hand Adjustable Parts Holder with Magnification

Third Hand Adjustable Parts Holder with Magnification

Third Hand Adjustable Parts Holder with Magnification

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It would probably be a bit disturbing if you really had a third hand, unless you were some kind of superhero and it gave you the ability to lift a car or be the world's most supreme gamer. Eating dinner would certainly be much easier and, oh yeah, so would fixing stuff. One hand on the wire, another for the solder and yet another for the iron. It might look strange but it'd be a lot better than asking a n00b to help you. The Third Hand Adjustable Parts Holder might not be quite as incredible as having an actual third hand, but it's still very useful and always ready to assist. Two adjustable arms with alligator clip jaws hold parts in place and the magnifying lens is perfect for getting a detailed view of your work area. Great for holding circuitboards when performing soldering or doing precision repairs or assembly.Gadget for geeks


Sunday, January 31, 2016

Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser

Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser

Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser

It's no secret that Darth Vader has anger issues. He's quick with the barking of orders and the Force choking. He rules by intimidation, which works... okay. We wonder, though, if Vader could take a page from a leader who had the admiration and respect of his crew: Jean-Luc Picard. And let's face it, the crew of the Enterprise were much better shots than the average Stormtrooper. What's the big difference between the two leaders? Tea, of course. Earl Grey. Hot...


Periodic Beer Glass

Better brewing through chemistry

We're going to bet that you are currently not drinking beer because you're at work, and unlike ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which has a Beer Fairy), casual imbibing is frowned upon in your office. There, there. It's going to be okay. You know, we have job openings. Just sayin'.

You know what makes us feel better? Learnin' stuff. So let's get to it. •Despite what this glass suggests, your beer should not contain either beryllium or erbium. If it does, you need to seriously consider switching to another brewer. •Carlsberg Brewery was the location of Søren Sorensen's work on the pH scale. •"Skunked" beer is more properly termed "light-struck." When UV light hits beer, it kicks off a chemical reaction, breaking down the isohumulones and creating 3-methyl-2-butene-1-thiol. It's an organosulfur compound, the same thing a skunk sprays. Good for scaring off predators. Bad for beer.

Beryllium and Erbium printed with their atomic properties in a 16 oz. pint glass. .