See, what most people don't get about super-villains is that we're not exactly evil, per se - we just feel that humanity needs a stern guiding hand to usher it into the future. We're not trying to be cruel about it (though cruelty acts well as a deterrent), it's just sometimes the population at large have to be subjugated in order to fit into your plans. Is that so bad?
As the hyperintelligent superbeing that you are, you need to have a few things in place before ruling the world: 1 - minions. Somebody has to stand as cannon fodder between you and the so-called heroes. 2 - A maniacal laugh. Come on, that's about standards. 3 - A metaphorical globe you can hold in your grip that represents the subjugation of the Earth. Without those things, you may as well hang up your death-ray, and head to the retirement home.
We can't help you with the first two, but this gorgeous chromed icosahedral globe will work perfectly for the third. Sitting on your desk, it's a wonderful model of the Earth, projected onto a twenty-sided hunk of metal. Held in your grip, your image as the future Ruler of The World™ is assured. A word to the wise, however - as your enemies lay seemingly defeated, don't waste time posing and monologue-ing. Vaporize them and move on. You'll thank us, later.
Features
•Chromed aluminum icosahedral globe
•6 inches in diameter
•20 sided
•Minions and maniacal laugh not included
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