Saturday, February 27, 2016

Aliens Chestburster Plush

Aliens Chestburster Plush

To hug or not to hug? 1:1 scale plush replica of the original Aliens Chestburster! Fully poseable, it can even stand up on its own! 48-inches long! To hug or not to hug, that is the question. Now you can know the pleasure of owning your very own Aliens Chestburster... without the parasitic infestation or the resulting xenomorphic carnage! This Chestburster Plush is an officially licensed 20th Century Fox 1:1 scale replica of the original nymph-stage xenomorph from Aliens. Constructed of smooth velour that matches the color of the movie design, the soft plush measures 48-inches long! Inside, a wire runs from the head to the tail, allowing you to pose the Aliens Chestburster Plush just the way you want it. It can even stand up on its own! Arms, teeth, and inner jaws are all finely detailed. You'll feel like you have an actual film prop to cuddle! Ages 3 and up.


Sticktacular Fun

Stickman Action Figure

So, there's this little guy we know; his name is Dan. He's less than four inches tall and he's the one who models for all the warning signs you see all over the place. He does a great "Mens Room" and his "Caution: Slippery Floor" is beyond compare. Ok, so we just ripped that joke off an old Steven Wright routine, but so what. This little Stickman generic action figure is awesome enough to warrant it. Read on to find out why.

The Stickman action figure has a bajillion points of articulation, so he can get into any pose. And each leg and arm ends in a hole that can connect to one more ball jointed peg on the action base - which means you can balance him on one hand or one leg. Snap in the warning sign backdrop, and you create any sign you can imagine. Warn folks that the breakroom is an authorized "Handstand Zone" or that the leaking water cooler is a "Swimming Zone." With the Stickman Action Figure, your office can always be the official "Party Zone" - just add some sticky note confetti to the backdrop!

Stickman Action Figure
•Use this action figure to create or recreate any warning sign you can think of (or just play with the little dude).
•Includes: Stickman action figure, action-tastic base, and background warning sign
•Stickman action figure has 16 points of articulation, plus 2 more when you connect it to the base
•Dimensions: ◦Stickman: 3.75" tall
◦Sign Base: 6.2" tall (at it's peak)
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Friday, February 26, 2016

Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush

Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush

The Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush! Measures 14 1/2-inches tall. Speaks 11 phrases, including, "I don't hate you." This Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush doesn't just comfort you between Portal test scenarios - it speaks to you, too! This 14 1/2-inch tall plush inspired by the turrets from the video game Portal 2 speaks 11 different phrases, talking just like a proper sentry turret. The glowing eye is how it says it loves you! The Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush requires 3x "AAA" batteries, not included. Recommended for ages 8 and up. The Portal 2 Turret Talking Plush speaks the following phrases: "Target acquired." "There you are." "I see you." "Preparing to dispense product." "Activated." "Critical error." "Shutting down." "I don't hate you." "Hey, hey, hey." "Malfunctioning." "Are you still there?"


First Time Gear Clock

First Time Gear Clock

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Many great inventors spent their childhoods dismantling telephones and radios, much to their parent's dismay. However, it's important to know that most of the time they were just curious, which is a good thing! There are great jewels to discover, and we should embrace that neverending curiosity!

The First Time Gear Clock is the perfect way to get started on the right foot, or hand (we have endless puns). This educational kit comes disassembled with easy to follow, color-coded instructions. Seeing the fascinating inner-workings of a clock is not only fun, but will also teach about the scientific nature of objects like it. Each small piece of the clock serves a purpose and learning those mechanics will help cognitive development as well. And knowing the time is always beneficial! Don't wait to get your children started on this! After all, we know you have the patience of a saint ; )


Thursday, February 25, 2016

Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Golf Club Cover

Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Golf Club Cover

This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Golf Club Cover will geek up your golf caddy and protect your clubs. It will boldly take your golf game where it's never gone before. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Golf Club Cover fits up to a 460CC driver. It is a great conversation starter when you are on the green and if your game isn't going well, who knows, maybe it will beam you away. Ages 15 and up.


A beautiful puzzle with architectural roots

Adam's Cube 6-in-1 Puzzle

We'll never be tired of puzzles. There's something about all the spatial reasoning, feeling the zips and zaps of our parietal lobe, that's just satisfying. Whether it's attempting to beat our best time on the Rubik's Cube or finagling with a new Japanese Pocket Puzzle, we can't think of a better thing to do with our hands while the router is rebooting.

Adam's Cube combines six games in one. Each side of this translucent cube offers a new challenge, as players attempt to arrange the five puzzle pieces within a polygon frame. Some are more complex than others; solve one and move on to the next for lasting fun. Ingenious design allows game pieces and instruction booklet to be stored inside the cube for the next round.

Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard.

Contains small parts.

Not for children under 3.

Recommended ages: 8+

A beautiful puzzle with architectural roots Combines 6 games in one 5 pieces which when arranged correctly will completely fill the geometric puzzle frame on each side of the cube Removable cover on one side provides convenient storage of puzzle pieces Constructed of semi-translucent sky blue plastic, 3.75" on all sides Includes instructions and solutions (for you cheaters out there) Geek Toys


Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker

Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker

Now you can wield your own lightsaber and eat it too! This Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker comes with four saber hilts: 2 Luke and 2 Vader and a mold tray. Follow the included instructions and create your own lightsaber popsicle with your favorite liquid! Remove the hilts when freezing your ice pops. Once your pops are frozen screw on hilts and power-up with LED light. Each saber's hilt features an LED fit for any Jedi and requires 2x "AAA" batteries, not included. The hilt measures about 5-inches long and after frozen, the popsicle measures about 6-inches long. Hilts are not dishwasher safe. Do not put hilts in freezer or dishwasher. Wipe with a damp cloth to clean.


Novelty Electronic Piano Musical Instrument Gloves

Novelty Electronic Piano Musical Instrument Gloves (4*AAA)

Novelty Electronic Piano Musical Instrument Gloves (4*AAA)

- Each fingertip has been set an acuminous sensor, can play a different note- 8 different musical instrument tones, like piano, bass, violin, guitar, trumpet, drum, xylophone, music box- 20 distinct background rhythms, such as dance, hard rock, shffle, jazz, funk, beat...- Demo mode with six pre-recorded songs: you are my sunshine, happy birthday...- Lightweight & portable, easy to carry, and easy to use- With a clip, could be hung on a belt when playing- With a built-in speaker, can adjust the volume freely- LED light for indicating ON/OFF- Power Switch to turn ON/OFF- Produce happiness and surprise with this magic item on Christmas, New Year, Party, Valentine's Day, etc.- Also a good instrument to learn and practice music playing- Glove color: white (right hand) + black (left hand)- Power supply: 4 x AAA batteries (not included)







Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Im A Geek wooden display sign

Fine Crafts 727DIS Im A Geek wooden display sign

This is a hand made wooden display saying I'm A Geek. . Made from .5 in. thick red oak and finished in lemon oil. Would make a fabulous gift for any geek.

Features
  • Handmade
  • Type - I'm A Geek wooden display sign
  • Thickness - 0.5 in.
  • Material - Red oak
  • Finish - Lemon oil
  • Size - 9 L x 2.875 H in.


It's Japanese, and therefore cool, QED

It's Japanese, and therefore cool, QED There is a philosophy in Japan with regards to electronics that a new bit of gadgetry doesn't exactly have to be practical to be useful. One only has to look at their total embrace of household robotics to see the truth of it. Their approach to gadgetry is to develop the product first, then create the need for it. For example - here we have a cute little white plastic brick with a face made of LEDs. The tiny microphone in the base picks up sounds in the room, whether it's music, or your loudmouth boss, and makes his mouth move in time. It's like he's lip synching to the song! Kinda like Britney, only much much smaller, and probably smells better. He's USB powered, so plug him in to any powered USB port, set him near your favorite sound-source, and your little buddy will perform for you all day long! Features •USB Powered •Microphone in the base detects sound •LED face moves to the music •Seven different faces to fit any mood

Monday, February 22, 2016

Spaceport 4-Port USB Hub

Spaceport 4-Port USB Hub

Climb aboard this fantastic USB hub and connect your devices in classic sci-fi style. The Spaceport USB Hub makes a practical and unique gift for sci-fi geeks on your list. Ceramic rocket ship has 4 USB ports. 50" cable included. Measures 4"W x 8.5"H x 3"D.


Nature inspires technology

Hozuki LED Candle Lantern
When technology and beauty meet, magic happens. And when that merger is coupled with designs based on nature, true art is formed. We believe this has happened with the Hozuki LED Candle Lantern, and we think you will too. Based on the hozuki plant - the same plant sometimes called Japanese or Chinese Lantern plant due to its papery fruit - this lantern adapts the beloved paper lantern feel into a wonderful, futuristic light. So what else is so special about it? Read on, and enjoy the beauty of nature and technology's glorious love child. The Hozuki LED Candle Lantern can easily be hung inside your tent or office, or upturned on its hook and set on a desk or table. With a click of the button the light can easily be dimmed to one of 3 different settings. Or press the button twice, and enter "candle mode" - also available in all 3 brightness settings. In "candle mode" the light will flicker like a candle. Blowing on the lantern will cause the light to flicker more, and if you blow too hard you can blow it out (but don't worry, it will light back up after a few seconds). The Hozuki LED Candle Lantern is ready to brighten your life - both literally and figuratively. Hozuki LED Candle Lantern •A gorgeous, hi-tech, multi-setting LED lantern - that flickers when you blow on it! •Can actually "blow out" in flicker mode - only to light back up after a few seconds. •Made of polycarbonate plastic, ABS resin, acrylic resin, silicon rubber, and aluminum. •Hangs with the attached hook, or sits on it for desk use. •Can be USB powered (but not charged) via USB-MiniB plug (not included). •Batteries will last about 4 hours on High setting and 30 hours on Low. •Light Source: 2 x 4W LEDS •Brightness: about 200LM •Batteries: 4 AA (not included) •Dimensions: 4" x 4" x 9.8" (when hanging) latest gadgets

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Star Wars R2-D2 Pattern Patriotic Italian Silk Bowtie

Star Wars R2-D2 Pattern Patriotic Italian Silk Bowtie

Keep it classy with Star Wars and astromech droid R2-D2! 100% Italian Silk Bowtie features a cool R2-D2 silhouette pattern. Measures 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall. Keep it classy with Star Wars and the brave little astromech droid R2-D2! This Star Wars R2-D2 Pattern Red, White, and Blue Patriotic Italian Silk Bowtie measures 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall and is made from 100% Italian Silk. Featuring a black base color with a pattern of R2-D2's silhouette decorating it in a patriotic mix of red, white, and blue, this tie is a must-have for Star Wars fans who are in need of some nice formal wear. You'll be able to attend any stuffy event decked out in the coolest geek gear - all while being able to keep your love of Star Wars a subtle secret for anyone who isn't taking a good look at your bowtie!


Just a Flesh Wound

Monty Python Black Knight Plush

In the workplace, there are many adversaries and obstacles between you and success. They take the form of many things, such as reams of paperwork, volumes of webpages, hoards of underlings, or lines of stubborn computer code. And then, right when you are about to succeed, one more annoyance (normally that dreaded monster called "Boss") shows up, breathing noxious stuff like corrections and deadlines. But fear not, dear friend, for we offer a solution proven by history to work: the King Arthur Approach to Problem Solving.

You see, King Arthur had a similar problem, as documented in the historical/factual epic Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You will recall, in his journeys, King Arthur came to a bridge which was guarded by a Black Knight. King Arthur, in all his wisdom, first tried to make friends with the Knight. Turning a problem into an advantage (or an enemy into a friend) is step one in the King Arthur Approach. And, when befriending the Black Knight didn't work, noble King Arthur hacked the rogue to bits. That's what we call step two: breaking a problem into manageable parts. We offer you this plush Black Knight as a reminder of the King Arthur Approach. And, if you get seriously mad or stressed, you can tear its limbs off. However, please do not attempt tearing anything off your coworkers.

Dimensions: Approx. 7.5" tall with removable arms, legs, and 5.35" sword

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