Don't get fired; fire away!

iLaunch Rocket Launcher for iPhone Coworkers. Can't work with 'em; can't punch them in the face. Well, you can if you don't mind it being followed by a chat with HR, a trip to the police station, and a long period of unemployment. We like to promote a more entertaining and legal way to get revenge on your coworkers: office weaponry. The iLaunch Rocket Launcher is a missile launcher controlled by your iPhone, iPod Touch, or iPad. Licensed by Apple, this beauty will work with any device running iOS 5.0.1 or higher. After a quick charge and setup, you'll be able to strike fear into coworkers as far as 25 feet away. Claim more than 1400 square feet of your office by firing at will (and Will, that chatty guy from PR). With the iLaunch Rocket Launcher, you can finally have some peace and quiet in your cube. Product Specifications Shooting distance of around 25 feet (will keep people far away!) 270 degree horizontal rotation, vertical flexibility of over 40 degrees Battle with other iLaunch Rocket Launchers in your office Can be used indoors or outdoors Air powered pistons fire foam darts in succession on an automatic rotation Rechargeable battery, just plug into your computer's USB port Wirelessly controlled via Bluetooth Use touchscreen control or G-sensor control Package contains: iLaunch Rocket Launcher Rechargeable Lithium Battery (1000mAh, 3.7V) USB charging cable (27 inches long) 4 foam missiles Instructions Free iLaunch Controller App is available on the App Store Compatible Devices: iPod Touch (3rd or 4th gen), iPhone 4S, 4, or 3GS, iPad, iPad2 System Requirements: iOS 5.0.1 or higher Dimensions: approx. 4.8" x 3.2" x 4.9"