Switch Pop Bottle Opener

Switch Pop Bottle Opener When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying day. - West Side Story Those street hoods were hoping to rumble with the Sharks, with mayhem on their minds. Anybody who saw West Side Story, either on stage or the motion picture, knows the tragic outcome when angry young men are given knives to play with. Instead of deadly weaponry, what if the Jets brought bottle openers instead of switchblades? Instead of a modern musical rendition of Romeo and Juliet, you would have had more of a Twelfth Night, or What You Will feel to it. More comedy than tragedy, and nobody needs more tragedy! So instead of charging into life, knives flashing and ready for a throw-down, why not approach life with the spirit of Bacchus? Pop open a bottle opener, and uncork a little cheer with your fellow man? Features Switchblade style bottle opener 7 inches long Stainless steel and pearlized handle Feels solid in your hands Not TSA approved! Be safe and leave it at home! Gadget for geeks